x Abu Dhabi, UAETuesday 25 July 2017

Michael Moore is less than pleased

Topical tweets from celebrities.

The actress Jessica Simpson.
The actress Jessica Simpson.

"Damn Canadians. They already have universal health care and live 3 yrs longer than us. Now they get the hockey gold medal, too? No justice!" The political is personal for Michael Moore. February 28. "Good morning. I am contemplating going to the gym. I contemplated doing it yesterday as well. That's more or less the same as going-" Of course it is, Jonathan Ross. February 28. "You can't love someone else to change them. Happiness comes from accepting who they are. It is our decision to REALLY know who we love." Um, thanks. But please stick to the reality television, Jessica Simpson. February 28.

"Shall I dye my hair dark again? So confused." Peaches Geldof's life is riven with complexities. March 1. "Gatorade ended its relationship with Tiger Woods. They checked his cell phone and found texts from Powerade and Vitamin Water." Jimmy Fallon treats news that Woods is to be dropped by Gatorade with the severity it deserves. March 2. "GOOOOOD morning all. Great looking day. Feeling good and WIDE awake. Debbie just gave me lottsa stuff for eBay. Humph, I have REAL work." It never stops in the magical house of Paul Daniels. March 2.

"Ahhh man- I don't wanna drive up to Abu Dhabi today.. The roads are a mess-" Radio One's DJ Bliss feels the pain of all those on the flooded roads this week. March 2.