x Abu Dhabi, UAETuesday 23 January 2018

Halloween, dresses and fatherhood

Conan O'Brien is no a fan of a tea party, Victoria Beckham cheers on Kylie and Lance Armstrong is a father for the fifth time.

"Last year for Halloween my daughter went as a witch. This year, she's going as Christine O'Donnell." Conan O'Brien is apparently no fan of a tea party. October 15.

"Dannii Minogue looked so beautiful in Victoria Beckham last night!!!!!!!!!!X." Perhaps unsurprisingly, VB cheers Dannii's choice of dress for her appearance on X Factor last weekend. October 17.

"On hearing of someone who has never felt any need or desire to go online, one feels pity certainly, but also a curious kind of envy." There is a delicious irony to the fact that Alain de Botton posted this thought on a social networking site. October 18.

"So Nirvana can have a naked human being on they cover but I can't have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings." Kanye West moans after his new album, Fantasy, is banned from Walmart because the cover is deemed too racy. October 17.

"Goodnight. Sleep Tight. Tomorrow you should work on that cellulite." Thanks, Nicole Richie! October 17.

"Olivia Marie Armstrong has arrived!" Lance Armstrong celebrates the arrival of his fifth child. October 18.

"Today was a chill day....little bit of swimming...little bit of pizza. u guys know i like to swim directly after i eat. lol." Shouldn't Justin Bieber be burped first? October 18.