x Abu Dhabi, UAEFriday 28 July 2017

'Dust oceans on the moon...'

'There are dust oceans on the moon that undermine the significance of my new haircut. (Which, incidentally, looks nice).' Spare a thought for poor Russell Brand and his (apparently) snazzy new haircut. We're terribly sorry the galaxy got in the way of his exciting news. November 21.

  • "There are dust oceans on the moon that undermine the significance of my new haircut. (Which, incidentally, looks nice)." Spare a thought for poor Russell Brand and his (apparently) snazzy new haircut. We're terribly sorry the galaxy got in the way of his exciting news. November 21.
  • 'GO GET MY RECORD YO!!!!!!!!!!!! call your friends now. Because once you hear it your gonna wanna have a dance party. fur realz. plan ahead" Uh. No. You want the record to sell that badly, Ke$ha? Go buy it yourself. Fur realz. November 23.
  • 'WOW! MONTREAL might have been the LOUDEST show we have ever done!! CROWD WAS INSANE!! CANADA!!!' In case we didn't know quite how loud and insane Justin Bieber's last show was, the young singer has very kindly capitalised the appropriate words. What would we do without him...November 23.
  • "Thanks @jimmyfallon for the massive jar o' chicken soup! Let the healing begin!" We hope the newly engaged singer, Jessica Simpson, gets over her sniffles soon, but can't help wishing that we had a famous friend or two who could feed us when we fall ill. November 23.
  • "Talked for 3 hrs! R we teens ? Yah ! Just old ones !" Good to know the singer Cher hasn't lost her sense of humour with age. November 23.