x Abu Dhabi, UAEFriday 21 July 2017

Tweet talk: TV hype is Lost on Katy Perry

Topics of fascintation to the twitterati this week.

Katy Perry has apparently missed the hype over the end of television series Lost.
Katy Perry has apparently missed the hype over the end of television series Lost.

"What's lost?" The hype over the end of the series seems to have escaped Katy Perry. May 23. "I love to take my boys on car drives, and sing songs to them about Mary Poppins that I make up."Britney Spears' sons must find living with their mother slightly like inhabiting the Twilight Zone. May 24. "If anyone is planning on getting me a Fathers Day present, I want a massage chair. Thanks."We're not sure Nicole Richie gets the general idea of Fathers' Day. May 24.

"Did Brittany Murphy's husband really die? WOW. So sad!"Kim Kardashian emotes as best she can. May 24 "Since April 9 SYD-LA-CHI-LA-LON-PAR-MAD-LON-NY-LA-LON-CAN-MIL-ROM-LON- CAN-PAR-LON-SYD. Seems simple when you write it out like that."But presumably you've racked up good airmiles, Russell Crowe? "So, Rupert Murdoch was in No 10 not long after Cameron became PM? What was that all about?"We're not sure, Armando Iannucci. Maybe he just nipped in for a friendly cup of tea? May 24.

"Leaving Qatar, not sunburnt yet despite walking twelve metres."The British comedian and Ricky Gervais sidekick Robin Ince attends the Doha Debates and leaves unscathed. May 25.