x Abu Dhabi, UAEWednesday 26 July 2017

Lady Gaga sings and then twitters

"What a brilliant evening with wonderful friends. Thank you to everyone who donated to the Elton John Aids Foundation. What a magical stage X." Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga says thank you.
Lady Gaga says thank you.

"What a brilliant evening with wonderful friends. Thank you to everyone who donated to the Elton John Aids Foundation. What a magical stage X." Lady Gagadebuted a new track, You and I, at Elton's annual White Tie and Tiara ball. June 25. "So far it seems to be a tie between Beckham & Ronaldo. Both major hot!!" Jackie Collins gets her football priorities in order by asking her followers to decide upon the hottest player. June 26.

"I'm #51 on Forbes "Celebrity 100." To help you fully comprehend the enormity of my achievement, consider this: Judge Judy is only #72." Yeah but Robert Pattinson has beaten you by one spot to appear as a new entry in 50th position, Conan O Brien. June 28 "I'm a big fan of shoes without shoelacess." Erudite, Perez Hilton. You're apparently just not a big fan of spelling. June 27. "What I've learned from post-match analysis: We've got to get rid of pitches & start playing on paper cause on paper England should win." Jimmy Carr sums up the post-match commentary following England's defeat against Germany in the World Cup. June 28.

"Interactive tweet alert - am doing Top Gear this week (fastish drive plus interview). Thoughts re Clarkson handling strategy welcome." Alastair Campbell isn't scared of Jeremy Clarkson, surely? June 28. "And yes, this will be final Tour de France. It's been a great ride. Looking forward to 3 great weeks." Lance Armstrong announces that this year's prestigious cycling race will be his last. June 29.