Film review: The Man From U.N.C.L.E’s plot doesn’t matter but still a worthwhile film

This Cold War-era ode to handsome men, women, clothes and cars is less about a Russian (Armie Hammer) and an American (Henry Cavill) teaming up to infiltrate a shadowy organisation with nuclear ambitions, than it is a sort of pastiche of the 1960s spy genre derived from Vogue magazine spreads

Henry Cavill as Napoleon Solo and Armie Hammer as Illya Kuryakin in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Daniel Smith / Warner Bros Pictures
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The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Director: Guy Ritchie

Stars: Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander, Hugh Grant

Three stars

It's not until the climax of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., a colourful, Cold War-era spy thriller, that its main failing becomes clear: the plot doesn't matter.

The characters don’t care, the script doesn’t care – and the audience shouldn’t care either.

That doesn’t make this odd adaptation of the 1960s NBC TV series bad. But it is a false promise that distracts from some of the other pleasures (and missteps) of the spectacle.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. mercifully does not require any knowledge of its television origins. In fact, the forgettable acronym is uttered once and explained only in text in the closing credits.

This Cold War-era ode to handsome men, women, clothes and cars is less about a Russian (Armie Hammer) and an American (Henry Cavill) teaming up to infiltrate a shadowy organisation with nuclear ambitions, than it is a sort of pastiche of the 1960s spy genre derived from Vogue magazine spreads.

Director Guy Ritchie offers an intriguing and captivating introduction, though, weaving together humour, action, and stylish, angular shots in a disarmingly simple but effective opening sequence.

American agent Napoleon Solo (Cavill) needs to get a woman, Gaby (Alicia Vikander), who is the daughter of “Hitler’s favourite rocket scientist”, out of East Berlin, while Russian agent Illya Kuryakin (Hammer) tries to prevent that from happening.

The scene builds tension expertly and works with the constraints of the 1960s cars to make the chase exciting. The suave Solo is unfazed by setbacks, yet still in awe of Illya’s brute power.

Indeed, Kuryakin is made out to be almost superhuman. At 6’ 5”, Hammer is an imposing presence – but even on screen, the wonder with which everyone treats this giant seems like a bit of a stretch. You just accept it, though, much like the American actor’s cartoonish Russian accent.

It’s all used for comic ends, and the physicality gets even more absurd. Over the course of the film, Kuryakin throws, in no particular order, a hotel coffee table, a television, a cafe bistro table, Henry Cavill, a motorbike, and a trunk that he’s just torn off of a moving car.

Alas, the movie doesn’t fulfil the tease of its opening sequence. From there it devolves into a series of revelations with diminishing returns.

Kuryakin and Solo team up, give each other pet names (Cowboy and Peril), debate fashion and travel to picturesque locales, all in service of finding a rogue nuclear bomb.

It’s the type of film that’s more interested in having supporting characters say pretty, witty things such as “I’m on a strict diet of champagne and caviar”, and making sure model-like hotel clerks submit within minutes of casual propositions, than it is in developing its main story.

Solo and Kuryakin’s odd-couple pairing is woefully underused, too. We know that they are two sides of an ideological coin – and a thief and a thug at heart – but the movie doesn’t even attempt to serve that tension. Mostly it relies on silent glares and the occasional strategic disagreement: the most-amusing of which are over clothes. Perhaps the film should have been an all-out farce.

What pleasure does exist is in the carefully crafted aesthetics and the exaggerated acting, especially Cavill’s devilish charm. Vikander and Elizabeth Debicki (as the glamorous “big bad”) are deliciously cool.

Ritchie, meanwhile, experiments with in-depth tangents and bold, suggestive subtitles, as though he’s attempting something approximating Tarantino-lite. It doesn’t come close to that, but the catchy, perfectly timed music choices do go a long way towards making the overall experience much more fun.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. could be smarter. It could be faster. It could have given Hugh Grant more to do. But, in this case, beautiful, adequate and escapist is almost enough. Almost.