The Road to Little Dribbling
Bill Bryson
(Doubleday)
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Bill Bryson loves Britain. The Iowa-born American writer, who takes an affectionate if sometimes exasperated look at his adoptive country in The Road to Little Dribbling, cherishes its landscape, its history, its architectural heritage and its people.
He’s not so keen on its reality-TV shows and its litter.
In return, Bryson can lay claim to being Britain’s favourite American, a cuddly curmudgeonly national uncle.
He first wrote about Britain two decades ago in Notes From a Small Island. At the time, he worried about how British readers would react to an outsider's gentle ribbing.
He needn't have feared. In a 2003 poll for World Book Day, Notes was voted the book that best represents England.
“I’ve always argued that the British are very good at laughing at themselves,” says Bryson, whose voice retains a Midwestern accent even after 40 years spent living in the United Kingdom.
“It’s one of their cardinal virtues – you can tease them remorselessly as long as they know it’s done with a certain amount of affection and understanding.”
In his new book – published by Doubleday – humour is tempered by exasperation at modern-day annoyances, including rudeness, neglect, smartphone addicts and Z-list celebrities.
That has prompted allegations of grumpiness in the British press. Daily Mail columnist Janet Street Porter accused Bryson of "simmering anger and patronising disdain".
Bryson stresses that many of the things that infuriate him are not unique to Britain. Partly, it is down to age.
He is 64 now, and admits some aspects of popular culture perplex him.
That gives The Road to Little Dribbling a slightly melancholy edge, as Bryson meanders from England's south coast to the far north of Scotland.
Along the way, he visits wealthy suburbs, depressed seaside towns, rolling countryside, wild coastlines, famous attractions, quirky museums and crumbling stately homes.
He still finds plenty to like, from quiet eccentrics and unsung heroes to railway viaducts and other triumphs of Victorian engineering.
One of his biggest bugbears is the litter that blights Britain’s cities and countryside. Bryson spent five years as the head of the Campaign to Protect Rural England which is trying to clean up the trash – without much success, he says.
It’s notable that Britain’s other famous anti-litter campaigner is also an American writer. David Sedaris picked up so much rubbish near his southern England home that the local council named a bin lorry after him.
Bryson, who recently became a British citizen, is grateful to a country that has “been extremely kind to me in ways that are just often kind of ridiculous”.
He has been chancellor of Durham University, which now has a Bill Bryson Library, and was made an honorary fellow of the Royal Society in recognition of his work promoting science in books such as A Short History of Nearly Everything.
Bryson says Britain is “a lot better in almost every way” now than when he first visited in the early 1970s: richer, more modern and more diverse.
“But it has lost certain things,” he says. “When I first came here, Britain was a much, much poorer country. And yet there was affordable housing for anybody who needed it in council houses, there really were flowers in every roundabout, bandstands with brass bands on Sunday afternoons in the park.”
He worries about the UK’s industrial decline, writing in the book that “Britain makes Rolls-Royce jet engines and all the little pots of marmalade in the world” – and not much else.
He hopes Britons appreciate the beauty of their country’s landscape, the ingenuity of its people and the richness of its history.
“You could be parachuted blindfolded into this country, and wherever you landed you’d be within three or four or five miles of a wonderful stately home, the birthplaces of three globally significant human beings and all kinds of other things,” he says. “It’s just so packed with stuff.
“I mean, I come from a state, Iowa, which is the same size as England ... but Iowa has produced almost nobody. The most famous Iowan is Herbert Hoover, the guy who gave us the Great Depression.”
* The Associated Press
