"I've decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change." Conan O'Brien picks a woman to follow at random and in just a few days her followers leap from three to 18,000, and counting. March 5. "I like escalators cuz when they brake they just become stairs." Terrifying to think that millions, perhaps billions, of teenage girls across the globe have fallen in love with Justin Bieber. March 8.
"The hope is one day a woman winning an award will be the norm and not the headline. But we girls need to work at it!" Queen Rania of Jordan reacts to Kathryn Bigelow's success at the Oscars. March 8. "I just saw Victoria Beckham put food in her mouth!!!!!!!!!" Perez Hilton reports from the frontline at the post-Oscar Vanity Fair party. March 7. "If I could turn back time, I'd prevent Cher from recording that song." Good call, Peter Serafinowicz. March 8.
"Am thinking of changing my name to Quiff Richard." And then, presumably, sticking it on a T-shirt, Henry Holland? March 8. "One of the best things about living in LA is the fact that u can go to venice without getting on a plane." Also, Samantha Ronson, that the air there makes you go a bit mental. March 9.