"My greatest problem in life is my indifference to the outside world." Do your sunglasses act as a shield, Karl Lagerfeld? April 30. "I came in second to Lady Gaga in the Artist's category of the Time 100. Once again, I'm penalized for not wearing a bra that shoots fire." Conan O'Brien mourns his place in Time's annual list of the world's most influential people. April 30. "From day one, we have launched & coordinated a relentless response to the Gulf Crisis." Barack Obama hits back against criticism that the oil spill is his Hurricane Katrina equivalent. May 3.
"Ron Burgundy and Derek Zoolander looking to appear in sequels. Both men destitute, without means or intellect to fund their own comebacks." Take note, big studios, please take note of Ben Stiller's subtle plea. April 30. "Just caught a glimpse of Roberto Cavalli. Now there's a tanning hero. Off to the beach." Henry Holland enjoys a fashion festival in Singapore. May 2. "Can u believe that i got so many calls on my phone that it froze???? lol now i gotta get a new one will give u all the number soon as i get 1." Might we suggest, Sean Kingston, that you keep your number secret from your 312,000 followers perhaps? May 2.
"Amongst my plethora of presents, socks notable by their absence."The Welsh comedian Rob Brydon turns 45. Happy Birthday. May 3.