"Really worried about Adam Boulton... Wonder if he might need some of my pills. Anji ought to come home from her foreign trip." The former Downing Street spin doctor Alastair Campbell is all heart after his dust-up with the Sky News presenter Adam Boulton. May 10. "Twitter exploded today! I guess my dream of a world where Twitter runs our stock market, phones, and nuclear defense is still a ways off."Don't be so sure, Conan O'Brien. May 10.
"That's all we need. Kanye West's just turned up outside Downing St saying Beyonce ran the best campaign and should be PM." Political commentary from David Schneider, the former The Day Today performer. May 10. "Filters out the weak. RT I love that black-haired, white-skinned, red-lip look. But someone just said its 'scary'." The burlesque model Dita Von Teese gets randy. As in, like Ayn Rand. May 10.
"Judging by the poster he looks like Robin Food." The actor Peter Serafinowicz sizes up Russell Crowe, man in tights. May 9. "Happy Mothers' Day to all the mother spiders who will be eaten by their babies within 3-4 weeks of their hatching!" The Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo has issues. May 9. "Must the CNN pic of the Times Sq bomber look so Facebook friendly?" Comedian Sarah Silverman battles temptation. May 5.